Friday, October 31, 2025

A Neighborly Competition

It started four years ago as an un-declared competition between my new neighbor Fred and me. I was never the competitive type, but seeing his Halloween decorations lit a spark in me. The fact I didn’t much like Fred and his “I’m better than you are attitude” provided another reason.


The first year my display was small, just a few plastic tombstones with funny sayings. A single strand of orange lights outlined the tops of the shrubs. The next year Fred and I doubled the number of items and drew the attention of our neighbors and their friends. Of course, the kids still liked the candy best. 


Last year the event turned into a community competition, with the addition of orange and purple lights outlining every available surface on most of the houses along Trippet Street. Yards crammed full of spooky characters completed the displays. Robotic witches that cackled when someone walked by were especially entertaining.


Fred had a final addition he said would make his display the best ever. What was his grand surprise? Fireworks, which explains the three firetrucks, two cop cars, and ambulance blocking the street. It’a also why my roof is on fire. 


Fred spent the night in jail. He, along with the rest of us, didn’t know rocket-style fireworks were illegal in populated areas. It didn’t help his cause that he drank more than his share of beer and bloodied a policeman’s nose. The saddest part for me was Fred missing my display winning the prize for Best in Neighborhood. I guess I wasn’t the only one who didn’t much like Fred.


Thursday, October 9, 2025

Francisco’s Last Party

First published in Suddenly and Without Warning

Two Years Ago


Rachel heard the noise from the party as she stepped off the elevator. She’d forgotten the bi-monthly event had been switched from Saturday to Friday, due to Saturday being Christmas Eve. This party was special, not because of the holiday, but because Francisco—his real name Frank—had sold three paintings for a six-figure payday. She opened the door to their condo and felt her shoulders relax. A smile traversed her face. She hung her coat on the fake copper hat tree and began unbuttoning her blouse. She would soon forget her crappy day at work.

One Year Ago


Rachel stepped off the elevator, forgetting the day of the bi-monthly party had been switched, due to the regular date conflicting with Christmas Eve. The sounds of the revelers in her condo were more than she could handle tonight. Work had been a bitch, and no amount of partying would change that. She slipped quietly into the foyer, hung her coat on the fake copper hat tree, and tiptoed to the master bedroom, almost knocking Francisco’s bowling trophy—from high school—off the fireplace mantel. She put on her noise-cancelling headphones and queued up Ravel’s “Pavane pour une infante défunte.” She closed her eyes but couldn’t sleep, wondering when Francisco-—his real name Frank—would finally realize there wasn’t enough money for the rent, food, his expensive taste in cars, and these juvenile parties. If only he’d start painting again.

Today


Rachel hovered over Francisco—his real name Frank—his head resting on the carpet. He’d promised to cease his garish lifestyle after they married. She’d arrived home a day early from her business trip to Los Angeles—before Francisco had finished cleaning up from last night’s party. Now the blood puddle, his head, and the Merlot stain on the plush, grey carpet formed a perfect Venn Diagram. Rachel continued to stare at what might have made a perfect painting for Francisco. Finally, she dropped the trophy on the floor, skipped the eulogy, and walked out of their condo for the last time.